Contact David

Hi! The form below sends me an email. I respond to all of ’em, except spam. If you prefer using Twitter or Facebook or smoke signals, TOO BAD! This is what you get.

Yeah, you guessed it: I’m very happy to have ditched social media. Maybe I’ll revisit that sometime. But probably not; I was provoked.

Frankly (not to change the subject or anything) I’m not sure why this form (below, I said–pay attention!) thinks it gets to “require” an email address. I mean, if you want to send me something rude you can always make one up. Right? Same with the name. But the goofy thing came this way out of the box and I’m too lazy to do anything about it. On the other hand I guess it does make sense to require you to say something if you want to–you know–tell me something. So at least that part makes sense. Though OTOH you might be able to put all that into the “Your Name” field. There may be length limits on that–I haven’t checked; ain’t goin’ to neither. If you do check, you can tell me all about your results. I’ll be impressed.

Do you actually hate filling out web forms? Are you, in other words, generally a curmudgeon? If so, cool! Just make up any valid-looking email address you like at and use that. Extra points for creativity here! I’ll get the email, unless you choose an address I’ve already blacklisted (did I mention that creativity counts here?) ’cause I run my own mail server and it all shows up in the same inbox as long as I want it to. Not to geek out on you or anything. I also make my own toothpaste, which is as manly a thing as I can conceive. So there’s that.


My guess? You can figure this one out: